From thus forth I shall beest speaking in an Elizabethan manner, the occasional misprision aside. Brace thyselves. The storm hast yet to cometh and likely I am making a whole flote of disasters in language. (Though this is a fascinating behold into how language hast evolved, from words did retain to words forgotten).
That is to say: I am reading As You Like It and rediscovering the wonders and perils of Shakespearean language.