It’s pretty late; I’ve just come back from a run at the gym; I did quite a bit of writing earlier so I’m all out of nice sentences for the time being, which means: I am reciting lines from Olan Rogers’ series of video shorts, The Lion’s Blaze.
“It’s not ridiculous, it’s bullet time!”
“Haiku your face to my blade!”
“Eyebrows of Everything”
It’s essentially an ode to gamers, and though I don’t fiddle much with video games, I never fail to smile or laugh at a lot of the lines. (Olan has a way of creating nosensical yet eloquent phrases, and it’s delightful).
In summation: bear pelts. You can never get enough of those.